I’ve got a few words of advice for Tyler Hayes Weinman, the 18-year old recently accused of mutilating 19 cats in South Miami-Dade: Hire Donte Stallworth’s lawyer, if you know what’s good for you.

Weinman could be looking at five years in jail. Stallworth, a wide receiver for the Cleveland Browns, killed a pedestrian while driving drunk in Miami and was sentenced to 30 days in jail after pleading guilty to a DUI manslaughter charge that could have put him in jail for 15 years.

Christopher Lyons’ number is 305-379-5554.