In the past, calling Gov. Sarah Palin a hot bimbo or some stupid MILF was demeaning. Not anymore, thanks to the latest email distributed by Newsmax.

The Republican mouthpiece’s incessant fawning over Palin has revealed itself to be something more scandalous: pure, unadulterated lust. 

The email’s subject reads: “Hot Palin Calendar Released - Just Pay Shipping.” Look at that cover! I can’t wait to see how steamy this calendar gets.

You betcha I'm hot

You betcha I'm hot!

And it comes free with the purchase of the Reagan’s Laughs CD for $15.95? 

That’s right! For only $15.95 you can have a close encounter with folksy sexuality and sunny optimism. Nice!

“The 2009 Sarah Palin Wall Calendar includes photos from her campaign trail, governorship, and family.”

Mm, so steamy. Wait, what? Pictures of her family? I didn’t buy the Sarah Palin calendar to horde pictures of Driller. 

Oh, that’s right, I didn’t buy this. I’d say this is an insult to voters’ intelligence, but the selection of Palin for VP — and the incredulous claim that she was more than just a hot visual — was a greater insult. 

At least the Republican establishment is ready to admit she was given the VP nod to appeal to man’s second brain. If this appeal is working, you can order the calendar here.