MSNBC is reporting that Gov. Sarah Palin may be close to signing a $7 million book deal. Just weeks after the governor and her clan of “Wasilla hillbillies loot[ed] Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” Palin is set to pull off an even greater heist. Expect her new financial backers to be as disappointed as McCain donors were.

Sure, paparazzi photos of her will sell for big bucks, but that’s because she’s attractive, for a public servant. But that doesn’t mean people want to read a book about her! What interesting nuggets of information could she possibly have to offer us?

Here’s what I want to know: Will she have a ghost writer? Her folksy gibberish can’t possibly lend itself well to written word.

TNA has some suggested book titles for Sarah Palin’s upcoming epic:

The GOP Candidate Dems Have Been Waiting Hoping For.

Governor Me! - by William Kristol.

Sarah Palin: She Totally Gets Me Off! - by the remaining staff of National Review.

Me and Jesus Are Going to Make a Pipeline Someday.

That’s all we’ve got. Now, if you for some reason choose to go through with this horrendous idea, don’t let us down, Governor.